Mostly 1D and 5SOS with the occasional other celebrity and witty post reblogged from somebody funnier than me.
Who sees you from the stage and invites you back to the hotel?
- Aries: Michael
- Taurus: Calum
- Gemini: Luke
- Cancer: Ashton
- Leo: Luke
- Virgo: Ashton
- Libra: Calum
- Scorpio: Michael
- Sagittarius: Calum
- Capricorn: Luke
- Aquarius: Ashton
- Pisces: Michael
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young
But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”
wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck