"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
Mostly 1D and 5SOS with the occasional other celebrity and witty post reblogged from somebody funnier than me.
so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
I went to Richmond High School’s Facebook page and rumaged through the photos of 2011
fetus Ashton in da house
look at this HIM
little cutie pie
17 year old Ashton makes me all giddy
still can’t get over the photos
*breathing still increased*
his feet are probably bigger than my happiness right now
*dies with a smile on her face*
He was a theatre kid guys. This makes me so happy.
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.